What were Michael Jackson's last words?
"Take me to Children's Hospital!"
It's a strange coincidence that Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson passed away on the same day.
One played with the Majors and one played with the minors...
What time was bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand...
Since he was half plastic anyway, they could melt him down and make Legos out of him so little kids could play with HIM for a change.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
In memory of Michael Jackson, McDonalds is coming out with a "McMichael" burger. It's a slab of 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
